Never one to shy away from (but rather run towards) prosthetic appliances that give her a discomfiting look, Sarah Sherman plays a jacked-up, chisel-jawed looksmaxxer in a newly released Saturday Night Live segment.
In the cut-at-dress “Weekend Update” appearance, Sherman beenath a not-insignificant amount of latex rubber plays Chad Maxxington, a 21-year-old looksmaxxing influencer here to explain how to achieve “the peak male form.”
“You’re brave to sitting next to me on live TV,” Chad says to “Update” co-anchor Colin Jost, “because I’m absolutely framemogging you into oblivion, dude. Check it!”
As Chad flexes for the camera, Jost (like many of us) asks what “framemogging” means.
“Dude, are you like 100, bro? It means my frame mogged yours, like duh!” Chad harrumphs. Unleashing a second stream of slang, Chad says, “You’re sitting there jestergooning like a subhuman beta cuck, while I’m out auramaxxing like an S-tier gigachad! Speak English much?!”
Inviting Jost to “check out my angles,” Chad boasts, “My jawline literally goes from my ear to my asscrack,” Chad boasts. “
I’m literally chiseled,” he adds, tapping a hammer against metallic-sounding jawbones.
Chad also overshares that he takes so many kinds of steroids, his testicles have ascended to form a “second Adam’s apple”—aka “necknuts”—which he shows off one too many times.
“All you gotta do is proteinmaxx, steroidmaxx, and methmaxx, and one day you too can look like the big gray block from Mario 64,” Chad informs Jost.
When the “Update” anchor realizes that Chad hasn’t spoken to another human being in a year, he waves over to the desk “a girl” (played by Veronika Slowikowska). Press play above to see how looksmaxxer Chad handles the unanticipated encounter.
As alluded to above, Chad Maxxington marks body horror champion Sherman’s latest descent beneath elaborate prosthetics. Previously she has played an office coworker with “googly eyes,” and a traumatized teen with bugged-out eyes. Also, for another recent “Update” visit she buried herself beneath a monkey costume to play viral Punch’s deadbeat mom.
