Delorean Bijon Brandon, Christina Downer’s boyfriend, and a second person were arrested Friday on suspicion of murdering Downer, who was reported missing nearly a year ago.

Aptostichus stephencolberti, the trapdoor spider named for Colbert after a 2008 Colbert Report campaign, is the subject of new research revealing a genome roughly 50% larger than the human genome.

The president grew enraged while watching Maher’s monologue last weekend, then dictated the record 1,300-word Truth Social post to aide Natalie Harp on a flight back to Washington, according to The New York Times.