An unhinged “RFK Jr. Jr.” returned to ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Wednesday night to offer some healthy snacking tips for “game day.”
Kimmel’s RFK Jr. Jr. bears a striking resemblance to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., except that while he’s a got a normal-sized human head, it sits above a tiny, shirtless puppet body. The character first appeared almost exactly a year ago, after the second round of Kennedy’s confirmation hearing to become President Trump’s Health and Human Services Secretary.
“Super Snacks with HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Jr.” started off innocently enough, with RKF Jr. Jr. suggesting that football fans snack on baby carrots instead of greasy potato chips.
Except he then proceeded to over-excitedly demonstrate how baby carrots are made—by having carnal relations with an “adult, grown-up carrot.”
RKF Jr. Jr. then suggested eating baked bat wings instead of buffalo chicken wings, provided they are generously sprinkled not with hot sauce but ketamine.
Next up, RKF Jr. Jr. said that because a “Mexican” (Bad Bunny, who’s actually Puerto Rican) is singing at the Super Bowl halftime show this Sunday, he and his family instead will be enjoying the puppy bowl.
He meant not the adorable, annual Animal Planet event, but a live puppy, in a bowl, that’s about to be roasted until the “meat falls off the bone.”
And on that note… Kimmel summoned Guillermo to usher RKF Jr. Jr. to his Cybertruck—only for the Health and Human Services Secretary to mistake Guillermo for Bad Bunny and start panicking.
Watch the full segment above.
Robert Kennedy, Jr
segment was disgusting.
Shame bone you Jimmy.
REALLY!!! baby carrots and puppies???
Not funny. You are better than that
I’m not watching you for a while.
So disappointed in you.
RoidFK is a dangerous lunatic who’s trying to destroy the country’s well being with his fucked up health policies! Fucker deserves to be taken down by Kimmel!