Jimmy Kimmel

The ABC late-night host asked advertisers to buy spots on 60 Minutes, which airs on CBS. “You have the power because you have the money,” he told them. “Support journalism. It’s important, and it doesn’t work without you,” PLUS: Kimmel offers advertisers naming rights to first grandchild

“Go jam your d*ck up Fallon’s ass, you’ve f*cked with the wrong Jimmy,” Kimmel warns Deborah Vance in this week’s episode after she tries to poach his guest. Hacks co-creator and co-star Paul W. Downs tells USA Today that line was all Jimmy: “We would never,” he joked.