When it comes to Iran, Donald Trump says he holds all the cards. But as Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon, and Seth Meyers all pointed out Monday night, he picked the wrong game to illustrate his point.
Same Joke Four Ways: Trump Has All the Cards Edition
May 5, 2026 6:13 PM ET
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You guys are the ifiots.
IDIOTS!!!
You exposed yourself as an idiot! And no amount of corrections will fix that, idiot!
Somebody tell those dumb f**** that he’s holding wild cards so actually he wins !
You’re assuming Drumpf knows what the rules are, and follows through on them! Instead of being the criminal imbecile that he is, and not some three dimensional chess player you losers claim he is!
Grow up! Your hero is a fucking loser, and so are you!