What do Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Jason Momoa, and Jimmy Kimmel Live! producer Ken Crosby have in common? Tiffany Haddish says she’d happily have kids with any of them.
Haddish, who’s guest-hosting for Jimmy Kimmel this week, used her Tuesday night monologue to swat down recent pregnancy rumors. But in doing so, she leaned in with a comic twist—presenting her own “baby daddy” short list.
The roster ran from A-listers to athletes to even a staffer from the show itself. “Now, this is Ken… okay, now I don’t know his last name but he’s one of the segment producers here at the show,” Haddish said, before punctuating the punchline: “And… I’d like to produce his segment. I think he got money.”
A veteran of Kimmel’s late-night show since its early years, Crosby has racked up 13 Emmy nominations as a producer. Haddish’s name check instantly turned him into the night’s most talked-about member of the Kimmel staff.
Other entries on her list included Hollywood heavyweights: “No mission is too impossible for me. I’m on it. I’m on an Ethan Hunt for that d*ck,” Haddish cracked about Tom Cruise, while Brad Pitt got the nod with a cheeky “He can press any of my Benjamin Buttons anytime.”
Haddish didn’t stop there—Yankee player Giancarlo Stanton and Pedro Pascal also made the cut, with Haddish envisioning a “fantastic foursome” that circled back to Crosby: “I’ll bring Ken—and you bring whoever you want, Pedro.”
