By all accounts, Bill Maher’s visit with Donald Trump at The White House last week was a cordial one, with the two longtime sparring partners setting aside their differences to break bread with one another alongside Kid Rock and UFC CEO Dana White.
To hear Maher tell it, he broke the ice with Trump by presenting him with a list of insults the president has called him over the years, and asking him to sign it. According to Maher, Trump signed the list “with good humor,” which he said the two maintained throughout their evening together.
If, like us, you wondered what exactly was on that list of insults (60 of them, by Maher’s count), Maher read a few on the air before flashing the list to camera. While some were obscured by Maher’s fingers and by Trump’s autograph, after a forensic evaluation we’ve collected the majority of Trump’s Maher insults below:
Stupid
Dummy
Low life dummy
Sleazebag
Sick
Sad
Stone-cold crazy
Really a dumb guy
Fired like a dog!
His show is dead
Not a smart guy
Better than Sominex
Not an intellectual
Moron
Stupid guy/bad ratings
Failing comedian
A rather dumb guy
Crazy Bill
Pathetic, bloated and gone
Bill Maher suffers from the same affliction as CNN–BAD RATINGS
Dumb as a rock
Dopey
Insane
Wacky
Nervous
Crazy maniac
Third-rate comedian
Still a very dumb guy
Wacky guy
Totally SHOT
Looks terrible, exhausted, gaunt and weak
Jerk
Loser
Terrible student
No mojo
Wacky liddle’ Bill Maher
Dumbest man on television
Shell of a man
Big Fail on CNN
Not worth the watch
Low ratings dummy
Highly overrated
Increasingly boring
“Comedian”
A befuddled mess, sloppy and tired
Not considered smart
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Enjoyable, I agree we can disagree and still get along. Thanks to Bill for his honesty!
You’re fucked up in thinking Bunghole Bill had a positive meeting with Drumpf. More likely, Drumpf showed him a list of unsavory and probably criminal things Maher’s done in his past, and will threaten to expose, if he doesn’t play right!
So, either the Criminal is just as corrupt as everyone else or Bill has done a bunch of shady shit, like the Criminal. It is possible that Bill is just being honest.
Bunghole Bill Maher is a narcissistic tool who thinks he’s the smartest man in the room. Just like his new bestie, Drumpf. He’s deserves no applause and kudos for doing that, nor is he deserving of the respect he thinks he’s owed!
THAT’S the only thing honest about Bunghole Bill!
You’re welcome!