The Daily Show

“You guys don’t put on The Daily Show at 11?” Stewart is reported to have quipped as he looked up at the TVs from behind his drum kit in Georgies Bar. “I drove here straight from the show—this is embarrassing.” [via Asbury Park Press]

“I texted him and just said like, ‘Hey man, so is there somebody I should, you know, have our guys reach out to, to make this happen?'” Stewart reveals in a new episode of his Weekly Show podcast, adding, “And I got ghosted.” [via The Daily Beast]