Saturday Night Live

“While he wrote bigger hits than ‘Long White Beard,’ I’m posting it because it’s ridiculous and funny and as Conan-y as it gets.” [Robert Smigel on Threads]

“Nobody went by my office and yelled, ‘F*g,'” Terry Sweeney tells Vulture. “Instead, it was, ‘I don’t really have any ideas for you. We need a mailman in the sketch; we don’t need a gay mailman.'” [via TV Tattle]

“This is my last season. I’m not coming back,” Che told an audience last week at the University of Rochester. He’s made similar statements going back several years now, only to end up the returning the following season.