Stephen A. Smith

Jimmy Kimmel Thursday night to Roy Wood Jr., after Wood asked him to do a Stephen A Smith impression: “I think it would be wiser if you did that. I got fired once this month, I don’t need it again.”

The ESPN host, who’s made it known that he’d like to be Jimmy Kimmel’s successor at ABC, is now publicly campaigning to host SNL. (Silly Smith—everyone knows the first rule of getting booked on SNL is you don’t talk about getting booked on SNL.)